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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Relationships- The Different Types Of Men In Our Dating World!

Posted on 3:44 PM by rendy orton
When I speak to my single friends, the question seems to always end up the same. Where are all the single Christian men? Anyway, that’s a discussion for another day, here is an analysis of the different times of men we’ve been able to gather from the dating world. Some you might have met and dated, and others you will date or not date….hope you enjoy reading it as much as we do….enjoy!
1. MR. THUG LIFE
Advantages
a. Fun and exciting
b. Makes you laugh
c. Has your back, will fight and protect you
Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama going on
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail

2. MR. NAW, I DON’T HAVE A GIRL
Advantages

a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time
Disadvantages
a. Has a girlfriend who he’s been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you’ve fallen in love with his stupid ass

3. MR. BIG BALLA
Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has a lot of style
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life
Disadvantages
a. Never returns your pages or calls
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.

4. MR. I’M IN THE INDUSTRY
Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice


Disadvantages

a. You don’t know if he’s gay, straight or bi

b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment

c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there’s drama at the door

d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn’t know any of them personally

5. MR. INTELLECTUAL
Advantages

a. Look smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job
Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again


6. MR. GHETTO
Advantages
a. Makes you laugh
b. Got “mad style and flava”
c. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
d. Says he wants a real relationship
Disadvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby mommas
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys


7. MR. I’M A RIGHTEOUS MAN
Advantages

a. Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually & emotionally
d. Wants a wife and family
Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white girl
b. More money but doesn’t have a job
c. Doesn’t own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage and sweats
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con mother-****er


8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD
Advantages

a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills if you need it
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
Disadvantages
a. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
b. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
c. Wears fake Movado & Rolex watches when he goes to the club
d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too seriously – He didn’t make it professionally
e. You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you


9. MR. PLAYA
Advantages

a. Will tell you the truth – that you’re not the only one
b. He tells you that you’ve changed him and he’s ready to settle down
c. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)


Disadvantages


a. He doesn’t acknowledge you in public, especially if there’s women around

b. Generally he is a punk (won’t stand up for anything)

c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about other women

d. After you catch his lying ass, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway



10. MR. I HAVE A JOB
Advantages
a. Of course…. he has a job
b. Doesn’t have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you’re sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you



Disadvantagesa. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he’s a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-bitch who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won’t give you a ring.
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not “in love” with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later


11. MR. BEST FRIEND
Advantages


a. He’s your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well

b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems

c. The ultimate gentleman

d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor



Disadvantages


a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he doesn’t really care about your problems, he just wants sex.
b. Now, you have to find a new best friend because you can’t stand his bull**** anymore



12. MR. RIGHT

Advantages
a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He has a career and not a job!
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota – 100% him and 100% you
g. He doesn’t have a bunch of kids and babies mommas – he’s smarter than that.
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending some time with him, you see he’s fine as hell!
j. He can dress – knows the difference between formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat
h. He loves his mother and respects women


Disadvantages
a. You’ve never met him and if you did he already has a girl/wife.
b. He doesn’t want a relationship right now
c. You’ve probably met him, or had him in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let him go.


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