After two weeks in Dubai, Okon came back to Naija with the American slang/ accent. He flew in late and while on his way home was stopped by a men of the Nigeria Police Force.
"Hey, where u dey go?"... "Wat de f*ck do u mean, Yo talking tu me?" replied Okon. This incited anger in these men who understands nothing but the Naija street language (Pidgin).
He was taken to the police station and put in a cell. There in the cell, Okon kept on ranting and shouting,"Yo bunch of shits, I gat the damn right to make a phone call in this cell.
Get me a f*cking fone!!".... This went on until a BOSS (Oga) in the cell told one of his boys in his husky and thunderous voice, "Scorpion, abeg give this guy a phone call". Scorpion headed straight to Okon's corner and landed him a THUNDEROUS SLAP
"GBOOOOAAAAAAA". The sound was nothing far from the sound of a Thunder strike."E done dey ring, abi make I redial?".. Okon accent changed, "Bros abeg, e don connect".....
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